I would also like to state that I painstakingly took the time to test out your coconut cupcake and cream cheese frosting boxed mix, and just have to wonder: ...read more
And are you doing something later? Or are you doing nothing? And is the idea of you doing nothing hilarious because you usually do a lot of things, which ...read more
The one woman who retains her vision in Blindness can’t tell anyone because it would cause chaos. I’ve read a lot of books, and a lot of criticism of books, ...read more
No more saying, “Why do these things keep happening to me?” They keep happening to you because of how you go. Maybe you can discipline yourself to go ...read more
Euphoria washed over me. I felt elated, a welling of good emotion, like I knew that something wonderful was about to happen and I just couldn’t wait for ...read more
Additionally, I took no responsibility in making someone change his or her understanding of blackness. Above all, I reasoned, I represented only myself. I ...read more
So I thought about my burrito while I raised my arms above my head and imagined a billion electrons being deflected by my brave testicles. The great ...read more
To me, having a pop star pick what song a contestant will sing is great, but being able access advice and guidance from someone who has been broken down by ...read more
Courtney Stodden is either a performance artist, a hardcore YOLOer, a social crusader fighting for open dialogue about sexual diversity, or all of the above. ...read more
Of course, that's impossible.
There's no such thing as a true story. As soon as you start telling a story, making it relevant and interesting to me, hooking it into ...read more
