No, it’s not because of the money. It’s that I turn into a complete stranger that I barely recognize.
Instead of the happy college graduate that I’ ...read more
Started writing this blog post
Got up to throw away the ice cream container
Got up and brushed my teeth with this new electric toothbrush I was given and didn’t want ...read more
Read Parts One and Two here and here.
“…Where is where is?” I said, just for the hell of it. The prostitute made an expansive gesture with her ...read more
…In news that really should have been covered by Brandon, who actually watches the show, the decapitated head of ex-president George W. Bush has put in an ...read more
Arguing, like clipping your toenails, is both tedious and occasionally necessary. Moreover, once started, it is a long, desperate job that needs to be finished: ...read more
If it were 2010, and you were Rosie Pope, the owner of a maternity clothing store and “maternity concierge service” in New York City, and someone approached you ...read more
Up until December of last year, I was in a band named Digit Dealer. Over the two years we were together, we recorded two albums, played a bunch of shows for our ...read more
1. Paige Michalchuk was the “bitchy hot girl” when she was clearly amongst the least hot in that cast. I mean, Emma had some brutal puberty to go through ...read more
