Do you love Arrested Development? Of course you do. You’re a living human. Comedy site Splitsider has cultivated the ultimate list of small Arrested ...read more
Remove this creature from my lap. Remove it now. Remove it before it assaults me with its diseased oral cavity. Its mouth has goop dripping — goddammit, it got ...read more
I wish I was a minimalist.
If I was a minimalist, it would only take me five minutes to pack up my five belongings and leave Brooklyn forever, which is what I ...read more
I have some health problems so I went to the doctor. The doctor ran some tests. He asked if I see a therapist. I said I do. I said it’s for severe anxiety. He ...read more
There was an additional billionth birth this past year, which is a nutty thing when you consider what that means. I haven’t really taken the time to consider what it ...read more
Where do you live?
Brooklyn, New York.
Where did you grow up?
Bucks County, PA
What is your personal soundtrack at the moment?
I’m completely obsessed with ...read more
