Last night, you leaned back against the head board, closed your eyes, sighed, and guided my mouth down the length of you, moaning softly when you felt the moisture ...read more
Feminism has come a long way, and the fact that it’s been less than a century since women in America got the right to vote seems utterly ludicrous now – ...read more
Whereas comedians or artists may want to ostracize a large group of people, an ad exec can lose his job for offending even one person. This makes sense, because a ...read more
Shutterstock 1. Date the wrong person. Date that person who is way too old, way too young, or way too emotionally flakey to consider at any other time. Date someone ...read more
Dear You, Do you love me? I know you’ve said that you do, but do you really? Can you tell me why? Before you answer that, know that I’m not asking in search of ...read more
1. Every rejection isn’t a life-altering setback. If you didn’t get crushed every once in awhile, it wouldn’t mean as much as when it does work out. You need to take ...read more
said&done 1. No, cat calling is not flattering. I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting “Hey girl, nice ass ...read more
Section A: Appropriate Public Displays of affection 1. Hand holding Pro: Your ineffectual fist will fit easily in his, as his hands are substantially larger. His ...read more
“I sense pain in your heart. Peaceful pain. ” She said. As I walked through Adams Morgan, I had come across a psychic/medium. I had just come back from a different ...read more
Doctor Who I was first introduced to Doctor Who when I was in high school — wanting to procrastinate from an array of calculus equations and Renaissance art ...read more
