The Real Johnson

Charmingly Crude Asshole, Office Zombie, Blogger and easily the funniest person in my apartment (Sorry babe).

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It it time once again for me to answer some letters written to Carolyn Hax of The Washington Post me.Dear Carolyn Dr. Johnson:A group of my best guy friends go out  ... read more
10.03.2011 07:50am | posted in: Life
As the provincial election in Ontario looms, a new study released by Jason Pendegrass, Professor of Economics at the University of Omaha, threatens to damage the  ... read more
09.27.2011 07:30am | posted in: Life
It it time once again for me to answer some letters written to Carolyn Hax of The Washington Post me.Dear Carolyn Dr. Johnson,I have 2-year-old daughter (almost  ... read more
09.19.2011 10:00am | posted in: Life
Man, I haven't done one of these in a long, long time. Which is really dumb of me because it's a genuinely popular feature of The Real Johnson, super simple for me  ... read more
09.14.2011 08:10am | posted in: Life
A lot of writers tried on Sunday to capture the essence of American sentiment on the sombre occasion that was the anniversary of 9/11.People wrote poignant essays  ... read more
09.13.2011 08:50am | posted in: Life
When Jay-Z and Kanye West released "Watch The Throne," it was instantly a hit record. It debuted at number one on the Billboard Top 200 and sold 436,000 copies in  ... read more
09.11.2011 07:00am | posted in: Life
Unless you have been part of a sequestered jury or subject to some other court-mandated media ban, you are probably aware that Toronto recently elected a mayor who  ... read more
09.08.2011 07:40am | posted in: Life
For no reason at all, I was recently reading some of my older posts and I stumbled upon the series, The Church of Hotdog, originally posted in October through  ... read more
09.07.2011 07:10am | posted in: Life
According to this recent article in The Daily Mail, a school in Arizona is ushering in the new breed of demon slaying exorcists. And get this: They're teenage girls.  ... read more
09.02.2011 04:40am | posted in: Life