The Real Johnson

Charmingly Crude Asshole, Office Zombie, Blogger and easily the funniest person in my apartment (Sorry babe).

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For those of you aren't aware, during November, an increasingly large amount of men opt to donate their upper lip to a good cause and grow moustaches in support of  ... read more
11.09.2011 08:20pm | posted in: Life
A few days ago, I wrote a rambling post about how much the government should regulate/legislate our lives.  ... read more
11.05.2011 07:50am | posted in: Life
A few days ago, during one of my routine trips around the blogosphere, as I occasionally do, I found myself at the blog, Parallel Polity, written by the always  ... read more
11.03.2011 07:10am | posted in: Life
i'm not sure if it's cuz he's just in the mood 2 see some semi-nude ladies or if it's cuz my last installment of hipster chicks is still good 4 a handful of hits 2  ... read more
10.31.2011 07:50am | posted in: Life
It is time once again to prove that Real Johnson readers are the funniest people in the blogosphere.Think you've got what it takes to be crowned a Real Johnson  ... read more
10.29.2011 07:50am | posted in: Life
Before I get into a long awaited new installment of the ongoing saga of my friend, Josh Reynolds, there are certain universal truths that must first be acknowledged.  ... read more
10.25.2011 08:10am | posted in: Life
1. Totes2. Oodles3. "I feel so fat."4. Sinful5. Turquoise6. "Glee is on."7. Appies8. "Easy on the eyes"9. "International pop sensation."10. Spritzers.11. Diva12  ... read more
10.23.2011 07:50am | posted in: Life
Over the past couple weeks, I happen to have come across three different, well-written articles that each attempt to articulate what can often be a rather  ... read more
10.21.2011 07:20am | posted in: Life
from:The Real Johnsonto:familyradio@familyradio.org, info@familyradio.org, international@familyradio.org date: Fri, Oct 7, 2011 at 11:47 PMsubject:October 21stHarold  ... read more
10.15.2011 11:40am | posted in: Life
Just to cut to the chase, and before you scroll down to see what number one is, the best TV show of all time is The Sopranos.There's no argument.As I write this, I  ... read more
10.10.2011 07:30pm | posted in: Life