Sure, at times he seems a like an opportunistic weasel and he's allowed a lot more slack and prestige than he would be if his name wasn't "Trudeau," but for calling ...read more
The following is a letter I sent to the City of Toronto on November 29th, 2011. As I haven't heard anything back, I don't think it worked. City of ...read more
Can we please talk about this song for a minute?These are the lyrics:I saw Mommy kissing Santa ClausUnderneath the mistletoe last night.She didn't see me ...read more
Panic struck in my household last night as it finally became unquestionably clear that the thing my wife and I dump pocket change into was full to the brim.The ...read more
About a year ago, I posted a little tête-a-tête of sorts that I had in the comments section of a Christian blogger with whom I took offense after reading ...read more
It is time once again to prove that Real Johnson readers are the funniest people in the blogosphere.Think you've got what it takes to be crowned a Real Johnson ...read more
Thanks to the Internet, the human race is essentially all globally connected now, information is being shared at a rate and scale that no one could have ever before ...read more
As we enter day 27 of the Occupy Toronto movement, it's becoming increasingly clear that the city is on the verge of kicking the protesters out of St. James Park. ...read more
For those of you aren't aware, during November, an increasingly large amount of men opt to donate their upper lip to a good cause and grow moustaches in support of ...read more
