Have you ever noticed that there are some movies that are just infinitely watchable?I'm not talking about the greatest movies ever made, because cinematically ...read more
It it time once again for me to answer some letters written to Carolyn Hax of The Washington Post me.Dear Carolyn Dr. Johnson,Do you have any advice on how two ...read more
I don't think I'm "Yahoo Answers Material."Resolved QuestionZeinab AtayaDoes he still love me?2 years ago we used to be like best friends but later on it turned out ...read more
It it time once again for me to answer some letters written to Carolyn Hax of The Washington Post me.Dear Carolyn Dr. Johnson,My husband tends to not be able to stop ...read more
I know. I haven't done this feature on The Real Johnson in a long, long time. I apologize for having priorities so far out of whack that I neglect posting video ...read more
hey y'all,i know it's been a while. i've actually been taking my summer vacation. Johnson won't allow multiple staff members to take vacation at the same time, so we ...read more
It it time once again for me to answer some letters written to Carolyn Hax of The Washington Post me.The Doctor is in.Dear Carolyn Dr. Johnson:I am marrying a ...read more
The Doctor is in.And stealing other people's mail.If you're a frequent reader of The Real Johnon, you'll know that I've tried to maintain a sort of "advice column" ...read more
What kind of sick idiot invented raspberry vinaigrette? Whose idea was it to combine vinegar with fruit in the first place? This is disgusting.For that matter, what ...read more
AKA Fuckin' A Man, I Got A Rash.Here's the thing.I have a rash.Actually, more accurately, I thought I had a rash.You see, it all started in the weeks leading up ...read more
