While I love cycling and embrace it in all its forms, I'm also extremely critical. So I present to you my venting for your amusement and betterment. No offense meant to the critiqued. Always keep riding!
Firstly, at 3:30pm today (that's my time, the time it is in New York City, and you can use that to extrapolate the equivalent time in whichever hick town you inhabit ...read more
Holy crap, I have so much stuff to promote this morning!
I absolutely live for promotion!!!
First of all, do you want to win a bike? Of course you do. ...read more
With our bike share program set to debut on March 27th, New York City's anti-bike forces have somehow managed to find a moron throttle setting beyond "full retard" ...read more
It's Monday!
Hands up if you're still wearing the same underpants from Friday:
Oh, come on, I can't be the only one.
Firstly, I'd just like to remind ...read more
Good morning!
Philadelphia:
I'm going to be there tonight and I hope you will be too.
Actually, I have to catch a train to the aforeskin-mentioned ...read more
Firstly, here's a gratuitous reminder that I'll be in Philadelphia, PA tomorrow, and that I'd be honored if you'd join me:
Secondly, I'd like to congratulate ...read more
Let's talk about me.
Firstly, as I mentioned yesterday, I'm going to be in Philadelphia this Thursday and I hope you'll join me. I'm really excited about ...read more
Yeah, I'm back, whatever, who cares.
So firstly of all, I have an impotent announcement to make, which is that this Thursday, May 9th, I'll be in Philadelphia. ...read more
What's this?
It's a great big pile of Cleveland, that's what it is.
As I mentioned yesterday, that's where I'll be this coming Saturday, April 27th, in order to ...read more